What happens when you say something stupid in our band? We publish it
on our website!
The newest entries are at the bottom.
Jim buys a brand
new bass guitar…
Jim – My bass sounds funny
Chris – When did you change the battery?
Jim – There’s a battery?!?
Jim – Objects behind bass are dumber than they appear
Putting in her earring...
Kami – I put the diamond in the wrong hole!
Chris loses his
beer…
Chris – Whose beer is that?
Kami – Mine
Chris – Well then who’s beer is that?
Kami – Mine!
Chris - How many #@&%!ng
beers do you have anyway?
Jim – What inning is the football game in?
Kami – When you read the directions it works a whole much
better.
Jim – First verse, same as the first.
Late night at
Emily’s birthday party at the West End tavern on Pearl Street…
Chris – My drink’s too strong, I think it needs a splash
of gin
Chris – When I tune my bass down… (oh yeah, I play guitar)
After Kami’s car
was stolen…
(it was later recovered, minus the stereo)
Chris – Do you want to borrow this CD?
Kami – And play it on what, my air?
Jim – Sometimes I wonder if there’s anything in my head
at all.
Almost falls over in the basement…
Chris – I almost made a mess here on the concrete…
Kami
pauses for a while with a bottle in her face...
Chris – Are you trying to sing into your beer?
Kami – No, I’m trying to drink it!
Kami – I am not writing songs to another slow song.
Birthday coming up
at Old Chicago…
Chris – Am I 27 yet? How old am I? No, seriously, how old
am I!?!?
Jim – I hate it when people don’t do things that make any
sense!
Chris – Ow! I bent my knee far too back!
Chris – So I wasn’t sure if I had sent the e-mail.
Kami – What, you didn’t hit click?
Chris – I’m gonna lake up wait for work…
Looking for a new
house…
Chris – Hey, does anyone know any good realesters?
Kami – You could leave here and you’d still be o’tay.
Kami – I should lean kleyobard … I mean learn keyboard!
Chris – My allergy medicine isn’t working at all
Oh wait that’s because I haven’t taken any yet!
Jim – I bought a bottle of Seagram’s Lime Jim.
Jason
- I just drooled on my pants.
Kami - It's called a Philly Cheesecake Pizza...
Chris stops in the middle of recording...
I can't see my thingie... (my effects pedals)
Chris - I'm tired, but I'm still cohesive ... wait, doesn't that mean sticky?
I'm not sticky yet. I guess I meant to say coherent.
In
spite of the fact that I'm a computer geek, I almost deleted the entire website
last night! - Chris
Talking about the color of his bass drum head...
Eric: black makes a better tound
Chris: referring to previous comment on the permanent
record Chris now has a bass pedal.
Eric: I could mic my drum bass
Chris: It’s
a wine-o-opener
Talking about the members of Lynyrd
Skynyrd...
Eric: He's the only one that's not dead that's still alive
Jim: I have a memory that doesn't quit ... forgetting
Kami: No coffee, no Kami.
